Stan Takes over “Whale Wars” and Battles the Japanese in South Park Episode 1311

The Japanese Are Killing Whales! Where the idea to deal with the issue of whaling came from I’m not sure at all. But hey, it’s South Park. I guess it was the opportunity to paint Captain Paul Watson as a total worthless piece of shit. By the looks of things, he is, but hey, 19 [...]

Zen Talk: Removing the Concept of the Absolute

“Natural and super-natural, temporal and eternal – continuums, not absolutes.” – Albert Schweitzer (paraphrased) My mind found this quote incredibly jarring. It seems to me that Albert has picked things that are quite opposite and quite distinct from one another. There does not seem to be, in my mind at least, but I’d venture in [...]

More of Me to Love, my new Health at Every Size Wellness Community, is Live

This blog is all about religion and South Park – either together or individually. However, I would like to make you aware of my newest project, called More of Me to Love. More of Me to Love is a health community for people of all sizes, but particularly for larger people. I’d like to invite [...]

Michael Jackson Comes to South Park in Episode 807, “Mr. Jefferson”

When Michael Jackson and his son come to South Park disguised as Mr. Jefferson and company, the local children are amazed at all the wonderful toys in his house and his generosity in regards to sharing them. Stan and Kyle, however, grow concerned at Mr. Jefferson’s neglect of his son, Blanket, in order to play [...]

Token’s Invitation to Richers Upsets the South Park Status Quo in Episode 512, “Here Comes the Neighborhood”

Token can’t handle it when the other boys make fun of him for being rich. In order to feel more included he puts an ad out trying to attract other rich people to South Park – and it works! First Will Smith moves his family out, then Snoop comes to South Park and then all [...]

A Story About Amazing Customer Service at Jamba Juice

The Situation Usually I don’t shamelessly plug any store on this blog, and more often than I have shameless plugs I have complaints – which I generally don’t offer either for fear that the name-brand will stick in my readers’ minds longer than the complaint itself. All publicity is good publicity, after all. However, today [...]

Philadelphia Wins the World Series – Oh, Glory Day

I went to school in Philadelphia and am so happy that this city finally won a sports championship. I spent four years with millions of unhappy people, and Philly has waited a long time for this. Congratulations Philadelphia and Phillies fans!

Topical Tuesday: Anger Strikes an Unpublished Writer, Prompting the Rest of Us to Say, Who Hasn’t Been There?

The following are my thoughts on the post that can be found on Absolute Write’s forum, “Rejection and Dejection,” and that I’ve posted at the end of this entry. It’s Cold Out Here The accusation he makes this whiner makes is that the publishing industry is a waste of time, that its agents are morons [...]

“An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig,” South Park Episode 105, Teaches about Family Love

Aside from the great sexual lessons, this episode also teaches us a bit about family love. Multiple times when Stan comes home, his older sister Shelley is watching Jesus and Pals on tv. She also proceeds to beat the crap out of her little brother right away. It seems to me that this is a [...]

Funny Definitions to New and Old Words

Thought you might enjoy these as a nice change of pace. In keeping with the spirit of this blog, I’ve bolded the religious ones. Hope you enjoy – make sure to comment about which one is your favorite and let me know if you have anymore. 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, [...]