Kyle Swims Through a Water Park of “Pee” in the South Park Season 13 Finale

This was the last episode of the 13th season of South Park. That makes me sad. Wednesday nights will be forever emptier because of this. Well, not forever more. They’ll be better again in a few months when South Park is back. In this episode, the boys go to the local water park, Pi Pi’s, [...]

In South Park Episode 1312 the Boys Launch a Campaign to Change the Word “Fag” to Mean a Loud, Douchebag, Harley Rider

By way of having a real meaning I thought this episode was the king of the season so far. Harley Davidson bikers are driving around South Park trying to be cool and badass. They’re actually just disrupting everyone’s lovely days by making tons of noise and generally being obnoxious. They boys start calling them fags, [...]

Stan Takes over “Whale Wars” and Battles the Japanese in South Park Episode 1311

The Japanese Are Killing Whales! Where the idea to deal with the issue of whaling came from I’m not sure at all. But hey, it’s South Park. I guess it was the opportunity to paint Captain Paul Watson as a total worthless piece of shit. By the looks of things, he is, but hey, 19 [...]

The Boys Get Their Wrestling Shot at the WWE on South Park Episode 1310, “WTF”

After an amazing evening watching live WWE “wrestling” the boys decide that they want to take up wrestling themselves. Upon joining the wrestling team at school and deciding that the “wrastling” teacher just wants them to be gay together (not that there’s anything wrong with that), they form the WTF, their own wrestling organization. It’s [...]

The School Children All Get Lice in South Park Episode 1103, “Lice Capades”

This is a bizarre episode, that’s for sure. The premise is that Clyde gets lice, but the majority of the story is told from the perspective of a particular lice living on his head – and the hell Clyde’s poison shampoo wreaks on his family and life. The South Park children get very uppity when [...]

Cartman Becomes The Coon in Order to Save South Park in Episode 1302, “Mysterion”

Episode Summary Cartman, in an attempt to rid the town of crime in the augmenting crime during such tough times, adopts an alterego superhero identity known as The Coon. He dresses like a racoon, and it’s not entirely clear whether there’s an inappropriate slur being insinuated here. In any case, Cartman wants to spread the [...]

Mickey and Disney are Selling Sex to Wholesome Christian Girls Through the Jonas Brothers’ Chastity Rings in the First New Episode of South Park Season 13, “The Ring” (1301)

What a sensational opening to season 13!!! God, I love South Park. Kenny has a new girlfriend, who is allegedly a slut – a slut totally turned on by the Jonas Brothers. To get a BJ, Kenny take her to the Jonas Brothers (JB is the opposite of BJ) concert, and after the show, just [...]

Butters’ Evil Side is Unleashed When the Boys Fire Him as Their Friend in Episode 606, “Professor Chaos”

As we all know, Season 6 lacks dear old Kenny, who was finally killed for good (sort of) at the end of Season 5. For the duration of Season 6 so far Butters has been the boys’ fourth friend, but unfortunately he’s just not doing a satisfactory job (I think he made quite an effort [...]

The Boys Return a Goat to Afghanistan and Discover that “Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants,” in South Park Episode 509

This is a great episode for a lot of reasons, both relating to American diplomacy and the perceptions of the U.S. abroad as well as what it is to be an American at such times. Despite being seven years old, the episode resonates with remarkable familiarity even today. The only difference is that we haven’t [...]

The South Park Parents Give Their Boys Chickenpox and the Boys Give Their Parents Herpes in Episode 210, “Chickenpox”

Herpes and chickenpox, oh my! Kenny got chickenpox, and the parents of the other children, wanting their children to get it while they’re young and therefore less susceptible to its effects, send Cartman, Kyle and Stan over to his house to spend the night. Stan and Cartman come down with the pox but Kyle just [...]