Posted on March 12, 2009 by Jay Solomon
What a sensational opening to season 13!!! God, I love South Park.
Kenny has a new girlfriend, who is allegedly a slut – a slut totally turned on by the Jonas Brothers. To get a BJ, Kenny take her to the Jonas Brothers (JB is the opposite of BJ) concert, and after the show, just as [...]
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Posted on March 3, 2009 by Jay Solomon
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Posted on February 25, 2009 by Jay Solomon
Note
I would like to begin by noting that the translation provided below is that of Asad, who is often quoted by some of Quran Read-A-Long’s finest participants. I figure I should switch to his translation and see if that helps facilitate my understanding a little. I think that my copy of the Quran is very [...]
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Posted on February 11, 2009 by Jay Solomon
No, no, no – Don’t Touch!
In Judaism it’s also proscribed from nearing the womenfolk during their special time of the month. What’s interesting is that only the latter half of verse 222 implies that the “staying away” is of a sexual nature, saying that men may go near their women as “God has enjoined” when [...]
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Posted on January 28, 2009 by Jay Solomon
When verse 213 says that “men belonged to a single community,” is it saying that at one point we were all the same and only later separated or is it just referring to a single community? I’m not clear because of what follows it: God sent them messengers and the Book. If Book is a [...]
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Posted on October 24, 2008 by Jay Solomon
Before you is a letter from someone I know and respect whose work is all about helping fundamentalist Christians who have chosen to leave their abusive and delusional religions do so in a safe and psychologically sound way. As the author of this letter has written, “Marlene Winell is a Bay Area psychologist who specializes [...]
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Posted on October 23, 2008 by Jay Solomon
Porno anyone? Yes, that’s right – this episode is about children getting a hold of a porno.
The episode makes fun of – and combines the names of – all three Lord of the Rings movies, and traces the adventures of the children as they try to return a video given to them by their parents [...]
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Posted on September 19, 2008 by Jay Solomon
Alright, it definitely wasn’t the funniest movie around and it doesn’t deserve any serious accolades or love from the critics, but I laughed enough times and generally enjoyed watching it. Is that such a spectacular endorsement? No. But the critics panned this movie and it certainly didn’t deserve that.
Tina Fey gave a standard Tina Fey-ey [...]
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Posted on August 13, 2008 by Jay Solomon
In this episode Mr. Mackey teaches sex ed to the boys and Ms. Choksondick teaches it to the girls. Mr. Garrison, because it’s believed that younger and younger children should learn about proper condom use, teaches sexual education and proper condom use to the kindergartners. Basically, it’s a huge mess because none of these people [...]
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Posted on August 12, 2008 by Jay Solomon
The first part of this two-part episode is all about poor Eric Cartman wanting to know who his father is. Hilariously, South Park fans wanted to know too and as this was the season finale of the first season, we all had to wait until the beginning of season two to find out. As the [...]
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