Posted on October 28, 2009 by Jay Solomon
The Japanese Are Killing Whales!
Where the idea to deal with the issue of whaling came from I’m not sure at all. But hey, it’s South Park. I guess it was the opportunity to paint Captain Paul Watson as a total worthless piece of shit. By the looks of things, he is, but hey, 19 times [...]
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Posted on October 14, 2009 by Jay Solomon
When the boys harass Butters for not ever having kissed a girl, Butters ponies up the $5 to kiss Sally, a girl who kisses boys behind the trailers. This rise to manhood makes Butters realize that he needs to start making a living. Upon bringing boys to Sally for $5 kisses and getting a cut, [...]
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Posted on June 24, 2009 by Jay Solomon
This wasn’t an episode that I saw when it initially came out. For some reason, I didn’t catch it or know that it existed until I got the 9th season of South Park on DVD and watched the last disk. Fortunately, it was a hilarious episode.
Cartman gives the class a racist presentation on the danger [...]
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Posted on June 10, 2009 by Jay Solomon
Beyond the shadow of a doubt, this is one of my favorite South Park episodes – perhaps my single favorite.
When David Blaine starts forming a cult following of Blainetologists, the boys join up, convinced that they are actually going to magic camp. Concerned at the ridiculousness of it all, Stan defects, though Kyle and Cartman [...]
Filed under: Cults, Religion, South Park | Tagged: Blaintology, Buddha, Butters, cartman, Cults, David Blaine, Jesus, Joseph Smith, Krishna, kyle, Lao Tzu, Mohammed, Scientology, Seaman, Stan, Super Best Friends | Leave a Comment »
Posted on May 13, 2009 by Jay Solomon
The Day After Tomorrow – blech what a craptastic movie. “Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow” – what an awesome episode.
When Stan and Cartman wreck a dam with a stolen speedboat, thereby flooding a town in a valley below the dam, the entire country freaks out that global warming has caused this flooding and [...]
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Posted on April 15, 2009 by Jay Solomon
For the Pinewood Derby, father-son teams build cars with official Pinewood Derby kits and then race them against each other. Randy, unable to bear Stan’s potential loss, steals an experimental magnetic semi-conductor and cheats by including it in the car to make it heavier on the front end. During the race, Stan’s car bends space [...]
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Posted on March 26, 2009 by Jay Solomon
We haven’t stopped hearing about the economy ever since it, well, started crapping all over our heads. But for some reason, I’ve only seen two intelligent pieces on the economy. The first was from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show and comes from his extended debate with Jim Cramer (of Fast Money). Indeed, Stewart had [...]
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Posted on March 19, 2009 by Jay Solomon
Episode Summary
Cartman, in an attempt to rid the town of crime in the augmenting crime during such tough times, adopts an alterego superhero identity known as The Coon. He dresses like a racoon, and it’s not entirely clear whether there’s an inappropriate slur being insinuated here. In any case, Cartman wants to spread the [...]
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Posted on March 12, 2009 by Jay Solomon
What a sensational opening to season 13!!! God, I love South Park.
Kenny has a new girlfriend, who is allegedly a slut – a slut totally turned on by the Jonas Brothers. To get a BJ, Kenny take her to the Jonas Brothers (JB is the opposite of BJ) concert, and after the show, just as [...]
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Posted on February 5, 2009 by Jay Solomon
Terrance and Philip are known for their endless stream of hilarious fart jokes, and when the boys learn that the new Terrance and Philip movie trailer will be aired during Russell Crowe’s show, Fightin’ Round the World, they, along with every other kid in South Park, make sure to watch it.
Unfortunately problem after problem impedes [...]
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