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The website for The Zen of South Park,, is finally up and running. There’s all sorts of additional stuff to read about and do there so when you’re done with the blog make sure to hop, skip and jump over that way and check it out. I apologize if you encounter anything incomplete or find any dead links or problems. Just send me an email at and I’ll be sure to fix what I can as soon as possible – and thanks for your help.

Book Recommendation: The Book (yes, that’s right – the Bible)

This is our first Saturday together and I thought, I could start with something easy like a nice movie. Maybe the South Park movie, Bigger, Longer and Uncut, would be a cute first recommendation. Even a simpler book like one of my favorite fiction books, Lolita, by Vladimir Nobokov perhaps. But despite the fact that both of those items come highly recommended (and can be found for purchase on under South Park Merchandise at, I still think that today, on this first of recommendation days, I am going to recommend the Bible. Now, not the whole thing, though the whole thing is quite spectacular. I’m just going to say the first five books, known as The Five Books of Moses, the Torah or more precisely, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy.

It is certainly not with religious conviction that I offer up this recommendation. Indeed, as you’ll learn, I am not a religious man. A scholar of religion, some might say (my mother thinks pretty highly of me), but a religious practitioner – absolutely not. However, as I decided to sleep through the religious ceremony of a family member today, I realized that the Bible would be the right recommendation. For you see, my new step-brother will be getting married in July, and in Jewish tradition, before the wedding, he is called up during the reading of the Torah to say a special prayer. It’s an honor – really.

So, all that being the case, and recognizing how important it is to read the Bible for a general understanding of our society and culture’s roots, because it is a book that has shaped our history for thousands of years, and because it’s one which so many people claim they understand so well (though they actually understand so little), I’ve decided to recommend the Bible. Chapter 4 of The Zen of South Park is called “The Bible: Not Just a Really Old Book,” and it’s true. The Bible is much more than a really old book, and I think it’s important for everyone to read.

However, the Bible, as a book, often intimidates the unprepared. So, I want to provide you with a few preliminary thoughts just to warm the water as you dip your toes in. First, the Bible is just a book. Whether or not you think it was written by God, by Moses, by Prophets, by Jesus, by Joe Pesci – it doesn’t matter. It’s still, in it’s completed form, just a book: words in a particular order on a series of pages that say things, sometimes coherent and sometimes slightly less so. That said, read it like a book. Start at page one and read a little bit like a critical reader enjoying a Stephen King or a Grisham novel. That’s what it is – mystery, intrigue, murder, character development, plot, etc. Don’t get hung up on archaic terms or ‘whether or not something really happened.’ When you encounter sentences that don’t make any sense logically, just note them, understand that there is a way to rectify those problems (I’ll explain later if you want – and that way is NOT because people in the ancient world didn’t use logic or that God wrote indiscernably), and then move on and continue enjoying the story. Remember, the authors of the Bible (generally speaking) were not trying to be mysterious. When they tell you something, like an eye for an eye or that God walked through the Garden of Eden (yes, walked), they really do mean it. So take them seriously and try to imagine what the original audience did – exactly what the words of the Bible are telling you. Want to know more? Start reading and post your questions.

So why is it important to read the Bible? Well, do you know anyone who has read the Bible? Has anyone ever mentioned it around you? Have you ever thought, I don’t know what they’re talking about but it doesn’t sound right? Well, all of these are only starters. The Bible is the foundational work of Western Civilization (among a few others – Aristotle’s oeuvre for instance), but in America, it is the most printed book, the most read book, the most popular book and the one that everyone claims to know all about. But again, they don’t. Most people don’t really understand the Bible because they just try to interpret it to fit into their own religious schema. Well, anyone can do that and by the time everyone has we don’t really have the Bible anymore: just an over-interpreted and now contradictory (from all the opposing interpretations) book that was once wonderful and full of knowledge. So be a part of fixing that problem. Read the Bible for yourself, like a novel, like a history book (though of course all of the things it says historically are not necessarily true), like a regular old book that deserves your attention, and enjoy it. Plus know that I will always be here, happy to answer your questions about anything that doesn’t make sense, any historical question of the era, any linguistic issue, or anything else that is bothering you or that you’d like my opinion on. I’ve spent years studying the Bible in top academic programs and while I respect both religion and faith, I think it’s important to read the Bible without either and see how much there is to be learned and understood from this amazing book.

The New Revised Standard Version is the edition I recommend because of it’s accurate translation of the Biblical Hebrew as well as its incorporation of Aramaic, Greek and Latin versions into a readable and enjoyable Bible experience. The annotated version will answer a lot of your questions as you go along. If you go to and click on Suggested Bibliography, I have provided links to a variety of editions of the Bible that I recommend. Let me know if you have any questions.

I hope you enjoy and don’t hesitate to post your questions and thoughts about the Bible, or if you’re shy about your questions then just send me an email at

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Get your own copy of the Holy Bible. Learn more about the Bible with some Fun with the Bible posts.

Ordered Chaos

Oh, ho ho – don’t you just love clever titular oxymorons? Too bad this one isn’t all that clever. As long as I have your drifting attention, though, I’d love to give you a preview of what will be going down here on a regular basis. I promise (to the best of my ability – though beware that I did once promise Mugabe that I would achieve a higher political office in Zimbabwe than he ever had) that I will write something new every day. I will attempt to do so early in the morning so that by the time you sit down at your office to work and start surfing the internet, I will already have provided you with some new fodder for the daily grind. The following is what you can expect each day of the week:

Sunday: Writing, Progress, Process and Foreclosures

Monday: Guest Writers and Interviews

Tuesday: Titillating Tuesdays – join me and my good friend and fellow author Chandler Craig ( to see our different takes on the topic of the day.

Wednesday: Writing, Progress, Process, and Foreclosures

Thursday: Around the World – I will post a photo of me at religious sites around the world and discuss their relevance and place in South Park (on these days I hope that you’ll post photos of yourselves at these and similar sites or just send them to me)

Friday: Religion in the News – I will discuss religion related stories that have appeared in the news (if you want me to discuss something in particular that has happened then make sure to let me know)

Saturday: Book/Movie Review Day

In addition to these weekly features, I will always try to discuss the upcoming episode of South Park that is set to be aired on Comedy Central that evening and what it’s relevance is to our general topic of religion. General comments will also be forthcoming on a regular basis.

Globalization Greetings

Hello world! is how WordPress, this blogging program, began my first post. It did it for me, believing that by doing so, it would guide me through the steps of editing and deleting. It even added my first comment: “This is a comment!” it said. How very exciting. Of course, I considered deleting the entire thing, but I thought, who knows better what I should do than WordPress, my guide on this futuristic blogging expedition, and so I decided to leave it as is.

So, Hello world, a shockingly accurate way to begin a blog in this age of globalization. Whether you’re a hooker in Taipei or a stockbroker in France (can French people manage stocks), you have access to what promises to be one of the most compelling, pretentious and self-aggrandizing blogs on religion, South Park and writing.

Why these subjects, you ask? Well, I’m an author of the upcoming book, The Zen of South Park, which is all about South Park‘s portrayal of religion in America. I’ll discuss more about the book later, but for now, feel free to visit to learn more.

P.S. All the work on this blog is copyrighted and may not be infringed upon without written consent of the author, Jay Solomon.