Cartman Tries Desperately to Save the World’s Final Two “Jakovasaurs” in South Park Episode 305

This episode is a surprisingly appropriate look at humanity’s misguided attempts to interfere in natural selection and save every animal on the planet. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not suggesting that we should continue killing every species on the planet either, especially at the rate we happen to be doing so. I’m just saying that there are animals out there dying in a totally natural way and nature’s no fool – she’s got her reasons. Let them die.

And thus, South Park gives us the Jakovasaurs, creatures on their last leg who just need to die already. They don’t have a natural means of procreating anymore, are totally stupid and annoying (kind of a reminder of Jar-Jar Binks in the new Star Wars movies) and really just need to die.

Cartman, however, doesn’t want them to die because he finds their antics to be hilarious, despite the fact that they’re close enough to human that they’ve been allowed to put their litters of stupid children in classes and participate in all the usual things in town, destroying practically everything.

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