Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer, Reforms Cartman’s Behavior in “Tsst,” South Park Episode 1007

Cartman, as we all know, treats his mom, well, like a dog, and it’s time for that trend to be reversed. Cesar Millan, the acclaimed Dog Whisperer, comes to South Park to discipline Cartman for Lianne Cartman and make him submit to her parental will.

Cesar ignores Cartman and touches him on the neck, saying, “Tsst” to hush him and remind him that he is just a child. Cartman can’t take this horrible treatment and all that goes along with it, like healthy food, a lack of new toys and the loss of his mother to Cesar Millan. Thus, he plans to kill his mother. When he attempts to enlist the help of his friends (and fails) he reads them his plan but leaves off the last detail which is, Frame Token.

Eventually, however, Cartman does submit to his mother’s will, through the help of Cesar Millan, and becomes a behaved and reformed child. Unfortunately for Lianne, Cesar leaves when his work is done and with no one to hang out with (for she had become dependent on Cesar’s friendship), Lianna reverts to giving Cartman what he wants so that he’ll hang out with her as a friend and not as a child.

And thus, Cartman is back.

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New Season of South Park (Second Half of Season 12, really) Begins This Week and Six Saturday Night Episodes Kick it off

I, for one, am terribly excited that the second half of the twelfth season of South Park begins this Wednesday, October 8th at 10 p.m. Life goes on in the interim months but I’ve got to say that Wednesday night at 10 is never better than when there’s a new South Park episode on.

There will be six episodes tonight which are leading into the week that has new episodes. Those episodes are:

Tsst (1007)

Scott Tenerman Must Die (501)

Fat Butt and Pancake Head (705)

Le Petite Tourette (1108)

Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000 (401)

Casa Bonita (711)

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