The Male v. Female Battle About Farting v. Queefing Rages in South Park Episode 1304, “Eat, Pray, Queef”

This was definitely the first totally asinine episode of the season, all about farting and queefing. The incredible part was the degree to which it played on South Park lore and history.

The episode begins with the boys’ excitement of the second in a two part Terrance and Philip episode. However, as today is April 1st (i.e. the air date of South Park episode 1304), as an April Fool’s joke, the continuation of the Terrance and Philip episode is not aired. Why is this awesome?

Because 12 years ago on April 1st, instead of showing South Park fans the much-desired first episode of season 2, which would have answered the season finale cliff hanger of season 1’s “Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut” episode – i.e. who is Cartman’s father? – Trey Parker and Matt Stone aired a totally bogus episode all about Terrance and Philip doing some pointless stuff. Fans were insanely furious and protested vehemently.

And that’s exactly what the boys did in this episode 12 years later when their episode of Terrance and Phillip was replaced with an episode of The Queef Sisters – a show about two women who do the female version of farting, queefing!

The entire episode – which is very funny, filthy and silly – is about men being grossed out by women’s queefs and fighting to stop women from queefing. Of course, women defend their queefs and protest men’s farts. And that’s where we see the strong divide between the sexes.

After the men succeed in banning women’s farts, Sharon Marsh makes an impassioned speech about how far women have come and how queefing was the one little thing they had to gross out men with – and how men took that away from them. Realizing their mistake, the men record a strong about how strong women are and how they deserve to queef. As a backdrop during the song we see pictures of women doing various things, including one of Hilary Clinton with an air poof coming out form between her legs.

Other hilarious part: Martha Stewart having festive queefs. Recalls episode 608, “Red Hot Catholic Love,” when interoretrogestion has her shoving an entire turkey up there.

Ridiculous episode! What did you think? Leave your comments below.

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Mr. Garrison’s Dad Finally Molests Him As the Boys Make the Country Shit Its Pants in South Park Episode 317, “The Brown Noise”

This is a very silly episode. The entire third grade has to go to Arkansas where Yoko Ono is conducting a recorder concert for a gazillion third graders playing My Country Tis of Thee. Cartman and Kenny happen to be searching for what is called the Brown Noise, a musical note that when played, makes all those listening shit their pants.

When some third graders from New York call the boys uncool and tell them they don’t know what a queef is, the boys decide to change the New Yorker’s music to end with the brown noise so that they shit themselves in front of everyone. When that music is accidentally copied and given to the rest of the children, millions of third graders play the brown noise simultaneously with the entire country watching and no one’s pants are left clean. It is a shitting of epic propotions.

In the meantime, Mr. Garrison has struggled with this trip because his parents are from Arkansas and alas, he is distressed because his father never molested him. By the end of the episode, Mr. Garrison feels much better because his dad agrees to do so, though he actually pays Kenny G to go in there and do it for him.

So, Mr. Garrison trying to get parental molestation and the entire country shitting its pants. Pretty funny South Park if you ask me.

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