The Boys Rescue Willzyx in South Park Episode 913, “Free Willzyx”

Si, fly.

During a day at the aquarium, Kyle sticks around the orca whale’s tank to watch it a little longer when all of a sudden, the whale talks to him. It reveals that its name is Willzyx (pronounced Will-Zee-Ack) and that it is from the moon, where it desperately hopes to return one day to be with its family.

Si, fly.

As it happens, Willzyx is only talking because the announcers at the whale show are playing a little joke an an unsuspecting little boy.

Si, fly.

Convinced that Willzyx must be saved – and successfully convincing his friends of the same thing – the boys break the whale out of the aquarium at night and negotiate with the Mexican space program to send him to the moon for $200. Their adventure getting Willzyx to the moon is pretty funny.

Si, fly.

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Synagogue Signs – Making Circumcision Funny For Everybody But One Person

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Hilarious Motivational Posters about Germans, the French and Killer Sharks

Theme: Things that want to kill you but only one will succeed.

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Hilarious Motivational Posters about Cats, Failure and Elephants

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Hilarious Motivational Posters about Education, Common Sense and Baboons

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My Best Friend’s Girl, with Dane Cook and Kate Hudson is Great Laughs and Silly Antics

A lot of people think that Dane Cook is childish. I can’t help but agree, though I still think he’s hilarious. And this movie was a testimony to that. I have no doubt that Cook had a hand in writing this movie – points at which they just told him, “insert your material here.”

Having seen Dane Cook live, I felt like I was watching bits of his sketches – not that they seemed to be giving him moments of stand-up comedy mid-film, but that the way he rehearses his own material again and again until he has it perfectly is the way he prepared for this role.

In any case, I laughed a lot. I’m going to tell you a joke from the movie as this blog does concern religion and this is one of the more religious moments from the movie. If you don’t want a joke (not plot related) spoiled, skip down after this paragraph:

A priest and a rabbi are at a wedding. They see a little boy bend over to pick something up, and the priest says, “I’d really like to screw him.” The rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

Also, the pizza restaurant, Cheesus Crust, was a hilarious touch, as was the owner’s reason for why she had created it.

Really – some great moments and consistent laughing fun. Be warned, though, this movie is crazy vulgar and incredibly disgusting – two characteristics I prize highly in funny movies but which you may not enjoy.

I give this a robust 7.5 Chocolate Salty Balls.

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